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If you want someone who will bring you the paper without tearing it apart
to remove the sports section
get a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy
of seeing you
get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want.
get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and
whom you can push off if he snores .....
get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you
are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and
loves you unconditionally, perpetually,
get a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not
quite as good as his mother made...
get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can
sit next to you as you watch romantic movies,
get a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you
call, ignores you totally when you come home, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
Then get a CAT !
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